Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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