Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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