Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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