I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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