Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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