He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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