In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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