Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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