woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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