I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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