so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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