Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
