is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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