There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
