I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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