I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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