when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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