Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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