then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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