Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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