You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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