Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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