Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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