Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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