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say what?
wanna hang out?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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