Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
smell my finger.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Randomize
