Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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