All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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