Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I woke up under a house in Key West
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