I think i sorta joined a cult last night
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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