i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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