scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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