Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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