Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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