The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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