can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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