Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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