one two three fourrrrnication!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
