please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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