Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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