If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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