Christians are straight up FREAKS
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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