Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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