Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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