Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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