I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Semen is not good for contacts.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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