She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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