How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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