Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
