I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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