Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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