At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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