You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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