Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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