so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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