That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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